Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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