We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm too high and old for this...
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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