Christians are straight up FREAKS
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I love you.
Bad choice
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