that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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