Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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