so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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