taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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