my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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