we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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