the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
people are starting to question the shark bite story
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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