I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
So squirting runs in the family.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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