You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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