what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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