i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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