Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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