my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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