why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
