Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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