Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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