Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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