brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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