i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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