i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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