Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Randomize
