piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I had to cum in my sink.
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