well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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