We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Holy sore nipples Batman
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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