did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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