There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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