this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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