yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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