we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Randomize