It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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