Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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