I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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