I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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