you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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