why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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