kristin has been a bad kristin
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Mom said you looked used
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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