He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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