what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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