Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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