Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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