If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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