I must be too annoying 4 u.
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We were destined to go to rehab together
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
The struggles of a small town man whore
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Randomize
