His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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