bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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