I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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