weddingsv make me drug and hornr
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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