Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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